To start the game, each player draws 10 white cards.
The person who most recently pooed begins as the Card Tsar and plays a black card. The Card Tzar reads the question or fill-in-the-blank phrase on the black card out loud.
Everyone else answers the question or fills in the blank by passing one white card, face down, to the Card Tzar.
The Card Tzar shuffles all of the answers and then selects the top three answers to share with the group. For full effect the Card Tzar should re-read all or part of the black card before presenting each answer. Whoever the Card Tzar has picked as the funniest answer is awarded one awesome point.
After the round, a new player becomes the Card Tzar and everyone draws back up to 10 white cards.